Divorce

A wife was at her lawyer's, Mr Jones, getting advice about a divorce.

"He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones."

"How do you mean?"

"Well, Mr. Jones," says the wife, "this morning I was looking at the chickens, when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"

"Chickens? Mrs. Smith, I didn't know you kept chickens in the house."

"We don't, we were at the supermarket!"