Elf Complaints

Must we listen to Christmas Carols all year long?

We're tired of making Barbie Dolls, can't we make some Paris Hilton action dolls?

Besides the Head Elf, nobody ever gets any promotions.

Santa never lets us have any eggnog.

Listening to those damned chimes makes our ears hurt.

We hear Santa is going to outsource our jobs to Chinese.

How come we never get Christmas off?

Who gets all the cookies and milk? Not us!

Those damned reindeer keep peeing on our floor!