DUIW

We've all been lost and depended on our wives to act as navigator. Well, not long ago, my wife, her face buried in a map book, said "Turn here!"

I did, and didn't notice the "No Left Turn" sign.

Just my luck, a policeman was near-by and stopped me. I tried to explain that we were lost and I was following my wife's directions.

He issued me a ticket for "Driving Under the Influence of Wife."