How's The Weather?

I Remember the night I was working as a flight attendant on the red-eye to Manila. A water leak developed in the galley, which eventually soaked the carpet throughout the aft cabin of our 747. A very sleepy woman who had become aware of the dampness tugged at my skirt as I passed by.

"Has it been raining?" she asked me.

Keeping a straight face, I replied, "Yes, but we put the top up."

With a sigh of relief, she went back to sleep.