Born Looser

Though she tried to please her husband, Mrs. Speidell seemed to fail regularly. Most often it was at breakfast. If she scrambled the eggs, he wanted poached. If she poached them, he wanted them scrambled. There was just no pleasing him...

One morning she decided to poach one and scramble the other, and waited for his approval. Glancing at his plate, the old man, Mickey snorted, "You've scrambled the wrong egg!"