In The News ...

Over Exposed: Los Angeles police are looking for Cedrick Hailey, of the musical duo "K-Ci and Jo-Jo", after he exposed himself on stage in front of an audience of 4,000 people including large numbers of children and young teens. --Police are calling it the single worst case of sexual exposure in front of a minor since Woody Allen. (Steve Voldseth)

Sterns New Contract: Imagine, Howard Stern getting $20 million a year to do radio. I guess that's because he takes on the hard-hitting subjects like: "To thong or not? Is the chafing worth it?" and "Does silicone lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?" But it may not last. I hear Howard's been using Viagra to get his ratings up. (Williams)

Cell Cancer: A study demonstrates no link between cell phones and brain cancer. The finding is supported by concrete evidence. People who talk on the phone while driving don't have any brains. (Ray)

All for Love: "For their honeymoon, a Texas couple pulled off a carjacking and drove to Buffalo. These kids today know how to be romantic. I can't wait for their first anniversary. You rob a bank for that? Or is that the 10th anniversary?" (R.J. Johnson)

NBA Action: Attendance is down in the NBA this year. Most blame television. If a fan wants to see his favorite player, all he has to do is turn on Court TV. (Alan Ray)

Marion Best: Track star Marion Jones has been named the AP's female athlete of the year. Husband C.J. Hunter was real pumped up. He had just come from the medicine cabinet when he heard. (Ray)

New Movie: There are rumors in Hollywood that a movie is being made based on the life of Robert Downey Junior. I believe they're calling it, "Dude, Where's My Cartilage?" (Voldseth)

Happy Birthday: To Bee Gee's Robin and Maurice Gibb. Robin and Maurice celebrated their 51st birthdays by announcing plans to do a Bee Gee's movie. It's going to be called, "Dude, Where's My Career?" (Voldseth)

Some sad news: Robert Downey Jr. was caught last night in a hotel room with three grams: Calista Flockhart. (Steve Voldseth)

R&R: Former President Clinton says he plans to take it easy for the next couple of months. He just wants to devote all his time getting ready for spring break. (Voldseth)