LowComDom Performances Presents
My Best Santa Story So Far
I play Santa at Maui's biggest mall
A little boy 8 came to see me and he had a 6 year old sister. When he finished, the father came and told me the girl had gotten in trouble at school the day before and had her recess taken a way. He told me she didn't know he and the mom knew as they were figuring out what to do. He asked if I would say something, I said sure. The girl had pulled down a little boys pants at school.
The girl and Mom came over neither knowing I knew. I asked the normal stuff then asked what she wanted for Christmas. She told me about 5 things and I said is that all? She told me 5 more.
I then asked, "Have you been that good for all that stuff?"
She said, "Oh yes I've been really good."
At that point I said "You call pulling down a little boys pants good?"
She reared back and looked at me and said, "YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ALREADY!!!!"
I told her I know about everything as I'm always watching. The look was priceless on her and her moms face.