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Top Ten Elf Pick-Up Lines
Not everything about me is tiny.
Has anyone ever told you, you have beautiful knees?
Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn't mean he's gay....
I taught Santa everything he knows.
That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there.
I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man!
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight....
You know what they say about guys with big ears.
I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.
I can get you off the naughty list, knowumsayin'?