From Da Joke Archives
There are two novels that can change a bookish 14-year-old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to anemotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
Word of the Day
- Quality of Service. Something you pay for but don't get.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Ain't I a Stinker?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "One day I was barreling down 101 at multi-warp speed, as one can with unemployment so high. I noticed a delivery truck from Sunnyvale Seafoods. What's the icon on the side? A Dolphin." more...
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