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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Book Reviews

There are two novels that can change a bookish 14-year-old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.

One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to anemotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

Gerry Skau


Word of the Day

Q.O.S.

  1. Quality of Service. Something you pay for but don't get.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Ain't I a Stinker?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "One day I was barreling down 101 at multi-warp speed, as one can with unemployment so high. I noticed a delivery truck from Sunnyvale Seafoods. What's the icon on the side? A Dolphin."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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