Why, Just Yesterday...

Paddy and Murphy were in a pub yesterday, getting really plastered and talking bar talk.

Paddy looks meditatively at the ice cubes floating in his whiskey and tonic and says, "You know, lions have sex 10 or 15 times every night."

Murphy slams his fist on the bar in disgust. "Is that right? Damn, and I just joined the Elks."