What Will We Call It

A woman came back from her doctor's office with the news that she was pregnant. She called everyone with the news, including her husband at work, as well as her five sons.

That weekend, she was out shopping with her youngest, her 4 year old son, Sam. He struck up a conversation with a woman. He said to her that Mommy was going to have a baby.

"Wow!" the woman said. "Are you excited?"

"Yes," Sam answered. "And I know what we're going to name it."

"Oh?" the woman replied. "What are you going to name it?"

Sam replied, "If it's a girl, Mommy says we're calling it Molly."

"And if it's a boy?" the woman inquired.

Sam replied, "If it's a boy, Mommy says we're calling it Quits."