At The Barbershop

A man entered a barbershop and said, "I am tired of looking like everyone else. I want a change. Part my hair from ear to ear!"

The barber nodded and said, "Are you sure?" His customer said, "yes," so the barber did as he was told, and the satisfied gentleman left the shop a happy man.

Three hours passed and the man reentered the barber shop. "Put it back the way it was," he said.

"What's the matter?" said the barber. "Are you tired of being a non-conformist already?"

"No," the customer replied, "I'm tired of people whispering in my nose."