Pick-Up Lines

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.

Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.

Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby, you're da bomb!

If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.