The Girlfriend

Young Pauly found a girlfriend, but neither one of them knew what to do about sex (one would have thought it's intuitive, but there you have it). They went to Maury for advice, and Maury told the young woman to undress and get on the bed and he would show them what to do.

The young woman undressed as she was told by Maury and preceded to get on the bed. Experienced Maury then began to show them the steps involved in making love, in every possible position. When he was finished, he said to Pauly, "Now you can take her home and practice what I have shown you."

The young woman said, "Wait a minute Maury, show him again what to do... he is a little forgetful."