The Hereafter

The Minister told an old man that, at his age, he should be giving some thought to what he called "the hereafter."

The old man replied, "I think about it many times a day."

"Oh, really?" said the minister. "That is very wise."

"It's not a matter of wisdom," said the old man. "It's when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, "What am I here after?"