Drunk, Who'd a Thunk?

"Tell me, Patrick, how did you manage to get so very drunk last night?"

asked the parish priest.

"Well you see, Father, it was like this," said Patrick. "I got into very

bad company after winning a bottle of whiskey at a raffle."

"But you were with Mick Mulligan, Sean O'Toole and Peter Ryan, and they

don't drink."

"That's what I mean, Father...."

Tell me another Joke!

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