Stealth Examination

The young woman, in the doctor's office for a physical examination, just absolutely refuses to undress.

"But, doctor, I'm a virgin, and no man has ever seen me nude."

"That may be, miss, but I can't very well examine you if you keep your clothes on."

She still refuses, and then the doctor proposes that they turn out the lights.

"Well, I guess this is OK, doctor. Where do I put my clothes?"

"Either on the floor or on the chair with mine."