Top Ten Elf Pick-Up Lines

Not everything about me is tiny.

Has anyone ever told you, you have beautiful knees?

Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn't mean he's gay....

I taught Santa everything he knows.

That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there.

I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man!

I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight....

You know what they say about guys with big ears.

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.

I can get you off the naughty list, knowumsayin'?