Merry Xmas!

Dearly Beloved Brothers and Sisters in Shopping:

Praise MasterCard! Glory!

On this eurocentrically-imposed midwinter festival, this joyous holiday that celebrates the birth of Consumerism, when we sing hymns of praise to Big Business that makes so many beautiful things for us to covet and even sometimes to own, and at this wonderful time of loving and sharing, giving and caring, please remember yourselves and try and make time for serious pigging, boozing and licentious behaviour - and may your credit cards buy you all the happiness you deserve without ever maxing out.

Merry Xmas!