You Are Not Taking Your Disability Seriously lf...

You have racing stripes on your wheelchair.

You use the battery on your electric wheelchair to power a refrigerator for your beer.

You hire out your wheelchair at the school fair for 50c a ride.

You use your artificial leg as a wine-cooler.

You fit monster truck tires to your wheelchair.

You install an air horn on your wheelchair.

Your walking frame has runner-beans growing up it.

You have an attachment on your chair especially to hang fluffy dice from.

You go in to shops and ask able-bodied people if they need any help.

You use the ceiling track hoist in your bathroom as a swing.

If you call AAA when your battery goes dead.

Seated from your wheelchair, you comment, "Thanks, I think they make me look taller" when people comment on your stylish high heels...

You tape chalk on the end of your white cane so that there are Z marks along the sidewalk.

You start a home business called "Rent a Crip" and have been to several large national amusement parks many times.

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