Gone Overboard?

You've gone overboard with the outside Christmas lights if...

...you have to put on SPF 50 sunblock to go outside, and you live in Minneapolis

...the neighbors have stopped complaining about the light, and started complaining about the temperature.

...your house is now the *second* man-made structure visible from orbit.

...the mayor of Las Vegas calls your house the tackiest building he's ever seen.

...your front yard has replaced Norway as "Land of the Midnight Sun".

...at the stroke of 1 am the ghost of Thomas Edison appears and asks what the hell you're doing.

...you think that house in the movie "Deck The Halls" was "a bit dim".