Inspection

A woman goes into a butcher shop. She walks over to the chicken aisle. She scans the selection, picks the best looking. She holds it up to the light. She pokes it. She prods it. She runs her hand over it. She squeezes the chicken. She shakes it. She pushes her fingers into the insides. She then pushes her nose into it and smells it. She finally says okay to the butcher, "I'll take it."

The butcher was amazed watching her. He says, "Hey lady, I doubt that even you could pass such an inspection!"