Depressed

A guy walked into his friend's office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.

"Hey, what's up with you?" he asks.

"You know my sexy, young secretary?" asks Bob.

"Yeah, what about her?" says Brad.

"Well, she quit last week and I had to get a new one."

"So? What's the big deal with that? Couldn't you find one?"

"It's not that, it's my wife," replied Bob, sadly. "SHE hired my new secretary."

"Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she a blonde or a brunette?" asked Brad.

"Neither," replied Bob. "He's bald."