You May Be A Redneck If...

You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You've ever gotten dog hair out of your belly button.

You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

You've got more than one brother named "Darryl."

You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.

You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.