I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car . . . and you know how you just-get-soooo- stressed that life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

. . . And that's when the fight started . . .