The Time

After driving all night, a man arrived in a small town where he decided to stop in the local park and catch some sleep. Just as he dozed off, there was a knock on the window. Outside the car, was a jogger.

"Excuse me, can you give me the time?" the jogger inquired.

"Groggily, the man replied, "It's 6:27."

The man closed his eyes and just as he dozed off there was another knock on the window. There stood another jogger who said, "I'm sorry to disturb you. Do you have the time?"

Struggling to keep up his spirits he replied, "It's 6:34."

The man rolled up the window but realizing that this could go on indefinitely, he took paper and pen and created a sign which read:

"I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME."

He stuck the sign in the window, closed his eyes, and was barely asleep when there came yet another tap on the window. The man looked and sure enough, there was another jogger. He disgustedly rolled down the window and said, "Yeah, what is it?"

The jogger replied, "It's 6:42."