The Redneck and the Co-Ed
A redneck walked into a bar.
He saw a pretty young college co-ed sitting at a table.
She was sipping her drink and studying.
The redneck saw her stack of books beside her.
"Where does you go to school at?" asked the redneck.
The girl was turned off by the redneck's lack of culture and bad grammar, but she decided to be polite.
"Yale,"she answered.
The redneck took a deep breath and repeateded, "I SAYS, WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL AT?"
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