The Middle East Position

Barbie and Lee had been married for many years and decided to take a cruise for their anniversary. While on the cruise they met many other couples and would usually end up sitting together during meals and tours. One evening towards the end of the cruise the discussion turned towards politics. Noticing that his wife was quiet, Lee turned to Barbie and asked what she thought about the Middle East Position. To which Barbie replied, "Oh, I don't know, dear, you know I'm not into any of that kinky stuff."