The Streets of Calcutta

Two U.S. tourists were wandering the streets of Calcutta when a frail, old woman walked by.

"Hey," said Jud, "I think that's Mother Teresa!"

"You're nuts," said Billy Bob

"No, I'm telling you it is said Jud

They approached the woman and Jud asked, "Are you Mother Teresa?"

The old lady eyed them scornfully. "Fuck off, you goddamn perverts," she hissed striding off.

"Jeezum," Jud said, watching her disappear into the crowd, "now we'll never know."