The Government in Your Bedroom

Top 5 Slogans in the Government's Adult Abstinence Campaign

- Jake Novak

5) "Hey, save yourself for your Congressman!"

4) "Al Qaeda is Plotting to Destroy America and You're Having Sex?"

3) "Keep Your Pants On for a Better America!"

2) "If George and Laura Bush Can Stay Celibate for 26 Years, So Can You!"

1) "You'd Look Good in a Burka!"

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-10-30-abstinence-message_x.htm