The Masseur

Pauly was looking for work, and he saw an advert in the paper: "Masseur needed for music-hall strip-teasers. ... "

"Me, me, me!" shouts Pauly, as he goes into the music hall office. "I'm a great masseur with lots of experience, and I want this job."

"Well, you certainly have the right enthusiasm," says the manager. "We'll take you on. How does $1,000 a week sound?"

"Uh," stammers Pauly. "I'm just really a beginner. I don't know HOW I could pay you such a great amount!"