It's A Good Thing We Have The State Of Maryland

A husband and wife from Maryland were walking down the street. The wife noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." Her husband said, "Let me look." So his handed him the compact. The husband looked in the mirror then turned to his wife saying, "You dumbass! that's me!"