The Legal Profession

Two lawyers are stranded on a deserted island, nothing around them for miles and miles but water.

They've been stranded here for quite some time, so they've gotten quite bored with one another.

One of the lawyers tells the other he's going to climb to the top of the tree (the only thing on the island) to see if he can possibly see a rescue team coming.

The other lawyer tells him he's crazy and that he's just wasting his time and won't see anything. But the lawyer proceeds to climb to the top of the tree anyway.

He's up there only a short time when the lawyer down on the ground hears him say, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!"

So the lawyer on the ground says, "What do you see? I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."

So the lawyer reluctantly climbs down the tree and proceeds to tell his friend that he saw a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island.

The other lawyer starts to laugh, thinking his friend has surely lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up floats a naked blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.

The two lawyers go over to where she is, and one says to the other, "Well, you know it's been a long time... do you think we should screw her?"

The other lawyer responds, "Out of what?"