In The Nursing Home

Two elderly residents, an old guy and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of the Village nursing home one evening.

The old guy looked over and said to the old lady, "Tell you what. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old guy continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life "

The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old guy.

"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocker."