Annulment

"Father," said Luigi, "I wanna an annulment."

"Why, Luigi?" asked the priest. "You justa gotta married yesterday."

"I tink I married my sister," Luigi said.

"No, no Luigi," said his proest. "I know you ana you wife alla you lives, and there is no relation. What make-a you tink she's-a you sister?"

"Last night we undress for bed, she looka at my dicka, an' she say, 'Oh, brother!'"