Redneck Discussion

Two rednecks, Billy Bob and Big Bubba, are out fishin', chuggin' beer and discussin' the merits of good bird dogs and NASCAR.

All of a sudden Billy Bob says "I think I'm a gonna deevorce Betty Lou.

"What!" asked Big Bubba, "What the heck fer?"

"Wal," says Billy Bob, "she ain't spoke ta me fer more 'n 6 months!"

"Ya reckon you aughta think agin on that?" asks Big Bubba. "Women like that are durn hard ta find."