Terrible Accident!

Judi the blonde runs crying into the office.

"Whatever is wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.

"It's my boyfriend Paul the PORSCHE DRIVER" gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his 911 when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"

"My god" shrieks Carol. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?"

"No thank goodness" sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just next to it!"