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Uncle Rupert serves the turkey flambe by pouring some his famous homemade 'shine all over it and igniting it with a flick from his unfiltered Camel cigarette, creating a ball of flame that alights what hair is left on Uncle Cestus's head and gives third-degree burns to his balding pate, filling the dining room with the stench of roasting human as well as turkey flesh.