Toilets

A salesman was trying to sell toilets when 3 guys walk in.

1st man buys a wooden toilet.

2nd man buys a brick toilet and the

3rd man buys a singing toilet.

A day later they came back for refunds.

The 1st man says, "Every time I sit on the toilet I get slivers!"

The 2nd man says, "Every time I sit on the toilet I get bruises!"

The 3rd man replies, "Every time I sit on the toilet it sings, 'The Star Spangled Banner' and I have to stand up!!!"