Name Change

"You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?" asked the judge.

Jill the blonde says, "Yes, your honor."

The judge, looking at the petition, says, "I can see why, Miss... Jill Shitferbrains, is it?"

"Yes, your honor," says Jill.

"And what do you want to change your name to, Miss Shitferbrains?" asked the judge.

Jill replies, "Louise, your honor."