Alone on an Island

On a balmy day in the South Pacific, a navy ship spied smoke coming from one of three huts on an island they thought was deserted. Upon arriving at the shore they were met by a "survivor."

He said, "I'm so glad you're here! I've been alone on this island for more than five years!"

The captain of the ship replied, "But we saw THREE huts."

The survivor said, "Oh, Well, I live in one, and go to church in another."

"What about the THIRD hut?" asked the captain.

"That's where I USED to go to church."