Sold!

I saw this 2003 Cadillac advertised privately for $50, so I bought it without question. The lady seller gave me the title and a receipt.

Then I said, "Lady, I can't steal this car from you. It has a retail value of around $35,000."

"Oh, I know," she said. "It's loaded, and my late husband paid $39,000 for it just before he died. But in his will he left instructions that it was to be sold, and the proceeds given to his mistress. I can't wait to see her face when I give her the fifty dollars!!"