At the Lawn Ornament Shop
A Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop said to the cashier, "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers."
The cashier replied, "That'll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten dollars for the flamingos, six dollars for the sunflowers, and an apology to my wife!"
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