The TRUE powers of crystals

Amethyst - May hurt if you fall on it in your pocket

Rose Quartz - May give you stomach ache if you swallow it

Tourmaline - Prevents hearing if you jam it in your ear

Aquamarine - Can be easily lost at the bottom of your handbag

Carnelian - Stays in your hand if you hold on to it

Jade - Looks astonishingly like a crystal

Ruby - Will NEVER become a piece of cheese

Coral - Will not do anything if you put it in your car