Ah, That's The Problem...

Two cannibals were walking through the jungle talking when the first mentioned to the second that he had a belly ache.

The second cannibal asked, "Well, did you eat anything out of the ordinary lately?"

"No," replied the first, "All I've eaten recently was a missionary."

"Hmm," said the second, "And how did you cook him?"

"I boiled him as usual," replied the first.

The second asked, "Was he tall, thin and wearing a black robe with a white collar?"

"No" replied the first, "He was short, fat, balding, and wore a brown robe."

"Ah ha!" exclaimed the second, "There's your problem, ... you shouldn't have boiled him. That was a Friar!"