Doctor On Call

A doctor's phone rang at home at three o'clock in the morning. Sleepily he answered "Hello?"

A very frantic woman said, "Doctor, our baby just swallowed a condom."

The Doctor said, "Take him to the hospital and I'll meet you in ten minutes."

He started putting on his clothes and was just getting ready to walk out the door, when the phone rang again. He answered "Hello?"

A very calm voice on the other end of the line said, "That's alright Doctor, never mind - we found another one."