That's My Boy

When she and bridegroom Edward withdrew to their room, the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the family crowded around the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises, and an occasional muffled scream.

Eventually, they heard Edward say, "Goodness, that was tight."

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin!"

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say, "Right. Now for the other one."

This was followed by more grunting and straining, and, at last, Edward said, "My Goodness. That was even tighter."

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."