Top 10 Dr Seuss books that were rejected

10. The Cat in the Microwave

9. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?

7. The Fox in Detox

6. The Grinch's Ten Inches

5. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

4. Zippy the Gerbil

3. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

2. Who Shat in the Hat?

1. Horton Hires a Whore