Tough Marines

The marines were having inspection. As the Captain moved on down the line he would check the toughness of each man. The first man he slapped in the face with his swagger stick.

"Did that hurt?" asked the officer.

"NO SIR," was the reply.

"Why?" asked the captain.

"BECAUSE I AM MARINE, SIR!"

The captain continued down the line, striking each man in various parts of the body when he comes upon a man with a large penis protruding from between his legs. The captain promptly whacks it with his swagger stick.

"Did that hurt, Marine???" demanded the Captain.

"NO SIR," shouted the Marine.

"Why not??"

"BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO THE MAN BEHIND ME, SIR!"