Lion and the Lamb

A few years ago the Pope visited New York and was taken around by Henry Kissinger. They visited the Bronx Zoo, and Henry showed the Pope one cage where a lion was with a young lamb, which was snuggled up next to the lion.

The Pope was amazed. "For 2000 years, we've prayed for signs of the messianic era and the prophesy that the lion will lie down next to the lamb. I see you must really be a man of peace. How did you do it?"

Kissinger replied, "It's very easy. All it needs is a new lamb each day!"